Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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