If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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