absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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