ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Randomize
