Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
