Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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