i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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