the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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