he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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