let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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