No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
