8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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