so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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