dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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