Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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