i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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