i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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