I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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