loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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