i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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