did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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