Sry I called you an 8
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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