East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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