so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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