You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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