I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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