yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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