And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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