We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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