she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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