have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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