it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
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Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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