normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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