Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Randomize
