no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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