haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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