Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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