Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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