After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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