is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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