I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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