I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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