But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
