Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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