everyone is single if you try hard enough
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Couch. On fire.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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