We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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