White coat. Heels.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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