We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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