I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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