You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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