I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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