He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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