What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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