Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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