It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
