god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
sex on a bike is impossible
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