I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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